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Who the Hell are Steve and Mak? This is the Kwa Kwa Klan…

Kwa Kwa Klan Newsletter Aug 07 p. 1Hello sweeties!

Well, here we are with the July/August edition of the Kwa Kwa Klan newsletter! It’s a bit late, but you’ll read why. To make up for it, our third offering is darker and sharper than ever, so enjoy.

(send this to everyone)

Kwa Kwa Klan Newsletter Aug 07 p. 2There’s also some exciting news in it, and a chance for YOU to add your own loud, obnoxious voice to the mix. So get reading, get typing, and then get someone else to take your calls. There’s nothing like a bit of power-play in the office to brighten up a dull day.

(you feel compelled to send this to everyone)

If you’ve made it to this point and are still reading this but don’t know why… Shame. It’s okay, we will take your presence here for naked, unfettered adoration. Thank yoo, thank yoo.

(send this to everyone you know)

We love you, FOK (Friends of Kwa Kwa)… Happy Spring! Now be sure and send this hilarious little piece of joy to everybawdy you know, love and hate. Shameless self-promotion is the best kind.

Till next time!

Colourful Black Comedy inspired by and in diabolical allegiance with the smash novel Miss Kwa Kwa.